so.many.questions.

Due to a series of unforeseen circumstances, I had to ride a bus to chicago for buffett:

In the row across from me, I saw a man "Napoleon Dynamite-style" chugging a 2-liter of Dad's RootBeer.

For one thing, where do they even sell dad's rootbeer? especially in 2liter size
Also, why must one chug it so forcefully? that can't possibly be refreshing

I pretty much spent the next 3 hours of the bus ride pondering this...(along with the fact that after 2liters of soda, he never once had to go pee)