Dear Sickness,

oh, hi there disease. Just wanted to take a moment and say a big thank you for waiting until i was jobless, and had nothing else going for me in my life before your rear your ugly head.

It's really easy to keep a positive outlook when you have gravel in your throat and your nose is a leaky faucet.

Feel free to take any remains of dignitiy i had with you, just be sure to close the door on your way out.

Thanks again,

a (very) pathetic fish