Why I Suck.

I have been having lots of fun lately [read: unemployment- not as crappy as you think]

For example:

• the time i went away to a friend's cabin [read: mansion]
• or the time I crashed a party, and met some a great people
• or the time i hosted a fancy-schmancy oscars party and ate some amazing food.
  

Unfortunately, I suck a lot and have been failing to take pictures to document these fun events.

And, failing to describe them accurately enough to relay them to you.

i guess you'll just have to use your imagination (it's probably better in your head than in reality anyway)