Vanity.

I've recently discovered something really, really disturbing.

I, the apathetic fish, have....

no, i can't say it! it's too terrible! ok. deep breath. quick like a bandaid.

I, the apathetic fish, have WRINKLES!!

Seriously?!?!?!
Wrinkles?
I'm 26!
How the heck did this happen??????

They're around my eyes, and only noticeable when i smile.
But i hear that's the 'gateway wrinkle'.
Once you get that one, you're suddenly hooked on all the others too.

I am sure that none of you reading this have been struck with such an awful affliction; but if by chance your "friend" has, maybe you could recommend a useful eyecream or solution?

I will also use this time to point out that I, in no way, am against plastic surgery when it comes to things getting tightened or lifted. Personally, i think i will draw the line at implanting foreign objects into my body.*
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And on a strictly 'vanity-related note':

I have had a lucky streak that, as far as i know, no one else has ever had:

I have never had a bad license photo.**

Not only do they look good, (and i'm not even talking about "compared to other dmv photo's, i mean i look good) but when people check my id, they tend to comment on how nice of a photo i have.

It's awesome. In fact, the last driver's license I got was in South Carolina when I changed to my married name. It was a slow Tuesday morning, and the photo lady must have been bored because she took it 3 times, and then decided on her favorite for my id.

That's honestly the main reason I have failed to get my WI license... I don't want my lucky streak to end
(well... that, and the fact that planning a trip to the dmv is about as pleasant as planning my own execution)

*this could so easily become a dirty joke...but i shall take the high road (this time)
**this does NOT include my craptastic learner's permit photo. But come one, you're not suppossed to look good at 15