Monday, November 9, 2009

Ode To My Boss

My boss recently ordered a slew of new staplers for our department. This made us all ridiculously happy because we:
a) weren't expecting them
b) they're those fancy ones that work with the push of a finger

Upon discovering them, I sent a text to my boss asking, "Is it sad that these staplers make me happier than I've been in awhile?"

Her glorious response, "Office supplies are better than men... More reliable and easier to replace"

Awesome. I am never quitting my job. Ever.