Here's my secret to success: Go study abroad, and refuse to buy any paraphernalia from the actual university you attended. Instead, travel to oxford for the sole intention of buying a sweatshirt so that when you return the the states, people can implicitly think you're really, really smart.
See how well that's worked for me so far? I am ridiculously successful, duh.
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I bought an Oxford sweatshirt when I was there too! We can be smart together. :)
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