You Know You're Married When

1. Wife gets a flat tire.
2. You realize the tire is stuck to the car
   (wife learns that it's necessary to rotate the tires... not just good advice)
3. You and Wife try for an hour to pry the tire off.
4. Wife announces, "OK! Whoever gets this tire off gets [something inappropriate]!!"
5. 30 minutes later, you finally get the tire off.
6. Wife, thinks for a moment and asks, "Would you consider a pint instead?"
7. You have a delicious brewsky (you are, after all, tired from changing the flat)