Gratuitous Narcissism

• I am deathly afraid of birds
• Gravity is my nemesis, I fall down constantly
• I attended 3 different colleges, and loved my time at all of them
• I make the best green bean casserole you've ever tasted
• I hate feet
• I returned my wedding china to buy diamond earrings, best.decision.ever.
• I judge people instantly upon meeting them, I am correct 86% of the time
• I've lived abroad once, and would do it again in a heartbeat
• Onion powder is the secret to my delicious eggs
• My entire family has red hair
• I am so pale, that they don't even have a foundation light enough for me
• My first car was a stick shift. It had less power than a leaf blower, but still, I loved it
• My last 4 college courses were: tennis, weightlifting, bowling, and walking
• I quote Anchorman at least once a day
• My walls are covered in pictures
• If crabcakes are on the menu, I'm ordering them
• I played lots of sports in high school, but merely as the comic relief
• I've always fallen for the big, dorky, intelligent guys. Husband is perfect for me