UPDATED: Things I Desperately Need to Do:

• wax eyebrows
• haircut
  this will have to wait until i have some money. i'll just have to be Rapunzel for awhile.
• alter fancy party dress
• find shoes for fancy party dress
  oh god, the amount that i love these is borderline inappropriate
  
• pay bills
  thank god i finally got a paycheck. It was at critical mass. I was avoiding creditor's calls and close to not having electricity, people.
• buy groceries
  yeah...that really needs to happen. i've basically been living off of leftover animals crackers at work.
  animals eaten: 1,000; nutritional value: 0
• sleep
  nope....
• do laundry....or buy more underpants
  I did do laundry once since this post. but seriously, i need more underpants.

fail. win?

Some highlights from my fancy schmancy accessories shopping spree today:

1) Seeing a pregnant lady shopping at Forever 21.
then again, i really shouldn't be in there either, so who am i to judge?

2) Using the left-turn bike signal when my shopping cart and I were trying to turn down an aisle at Target.
yep...